An Anonymous Apology

I absolute can not remember the last time I received a bouquet of flowers for apology. And this is what I received yesterday evening. Take a look at this. Gotta excuse my poor vcam lighting!

And guess what? I don’t know who the sender is. Sure, there is a card attached, “signed.”

RENEE

APOLOGIES FOR THE CONFUSION

HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON

INAHAMANI

But who the hell is Inahamani? Female? Male? Or Animal?

One thing I’m certain is that there were quite a few people pissed me off (really bad) the last couple weeks, but having to receive this bouquet is a bit dramatic and puzzle to me. And I DON’T say it affectionately.

1. The card is not handwritten, therefore insincere.
2. They are all in capital letters, therefore rude.
3. Where the hell is the word ‘Dear’, therefore impersonal.
4. The sender has big ego, vague apology with zero stench of remorse.

This is what I read between the lines. The sender knows that he/she had done something despicable as he/she could not make himself/herself elaborate the cause of confusion, for fear I might relive the incident. Therefore, the sender stays as vague as possible (including the name) so I will forget the whole situation.

If the apologizer is really sincere, he or she would follow up with an appearance or at least a phone call. So I would know who the hell Inahamani is?

• If the sender is a male, he is an idiotic self-centered prick.
• If the sender is a female, she seriously needs a sex change and become a duck.

By the way, terrible choices of flowers. I hate Gerbera daisy and white roses. Whoever you are, you just got yourself into a deeper shit.

As a matter of fact, I favor a verbal apology over anything else. Cut the crap and be sincere. I will always accept it in a heartbeat, 99%!

Posted on: August 30, 2006 | Filed in: Excusez-Moi , Singapore |

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